We should have named him Conan. 

Today, Alex got a cheese sandwich for lunch.  He proceeded to pick apart the sandwich and throw every piece of bread and cheese on the floor.  That is how Alex eats a sandwich.  Then he pulled all his toys out of his bin and threw them around.

I proceeded to clean the family room, pick up all the toys, vaccum and mop the floor.  All clean!!  Then Alex came back in; pulled the Kleenex out of the box and ripped the tissue all up; got some chips and ate some of them and smashed the others into the carpet; pulled out all his toys again and threw them on the floor.  (BTW, he saw me dipping the chips in the salsa and he started doing it too - and he liked it!)

Then at dinner he threw his mashed potatoes, carrots and chicken all over the floor.  I had to call the clean-up crew (aka: the dogs) to clean up the mess.  I knew there was a reason I have dogs! (Ha ha).

I'm losing the battle!  The battle of the clean house v. the toddler.

Alex  - 1

Mommy - 0