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Children say the funniest things...

I received a cute e-mail today entitled "Why we love children".  I thought I'd share my favorite exerpt from the e-mail.  I don't know who wrote it, so I'm crediting it to Anonymous.

 

One day the First Grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class.  She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer.  She read, "...and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling!"  The teacher then asked the class, "and what to you think the farmer said?"  One little girl raised her hand and said, "Holy Sh*t! A talking chicken!" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

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